It's been a while =O

[22:14] foLLowtHezoraiDa: i told u
[22:14] foLLowtHezoraiDa: i was desperate
[22:14] silverheat691: lmao
[22:14] silverheat691: i have two projects due tomorrow
[22:14] silverheat691: i didnt start either
[22:15] silverheat691: of them
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: ooo
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: wow
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lol
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: yea i fabricated a nine page story
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: of which tomorrow i will claim
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: took me three weeks to write
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: for writing sem class
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lol
[22:17] foLLowtHezoraiDa: now i'm studying for spanish final...-_-
[22:17] silverheat691: lmao
[22:17] silverheat691: i am paying someone
[22:17] silverheat691: a dollar a slide
[22:17] silverheat691: for my power point project
[22:18] foLLowtHezoraiDa: LMFAO!!
[22:18] foLLowtHezoraiDa: woww
[22:18] foLLowtHezoraiDa: and i thought i was desperate...
[22:19] silverheat691: eeexactly
[22:19] silverheat691: lmao

steven's odd bathroom experience

[22:04] silverheat691: idk there was like a mixture of blood and chocolate
[22:04] silverheat691: and other dark, caked things on my hand
[22:04] silverheat691: lmao
[22:04] silverheat691: so i went to go wash
[22:04] silverheat691: and i walked in
[22:04] silverheat691: it is a very small bathroom
[22:04] silverheat691: and i hear some guy like
[22:04] silverheat691: groaning and moaning
[22:04] silverheat691: and then he goes
[22:04] silverheat691: oooh... ooooH... OOH
[22:04] silverheat691: and it's like
[22:04] silverheat691: .....................................................................
[22:05] foLLowtHezoraiDa: .......
[22:05] foLLowtHezoraiDa: wow
[22:05] silverheat691: and
[22:05] silverheat691: like a few minutes later he walked out
[22:05] silverheat691: like i washed my hands pretty quickly after that
[22:05] silverheat691: lmao
[22:05] silverheat691: ina a way burst out of there
[22:05] silverheat691: and then i saw him walk out
[22:06] silverheat691: and he was like talking to epople was completely normal
[22:07] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmfao
[22:07] foLLowtHezoraiDa: well ppl that masturbate
[22:07] foLLowtHezoraiDa: often do lead normal lives
[22:07] foLLowtHezoraiDa: they just don't sit by themselves with their hands under the table, eyes darting around from person to person
[22:07] silverheat691: lmaoooo
[22:07] silverheat691: lmaooooooooooooo "Eyes Darting"
[22:07] silverheat691: well i mean it's like
[22:08] silverheat691: he just finished doing THAT
[22:08] silverheat691: and then he just goes and like
[22:08] silverheat691: pretends like nothing happened
[22:08] silverheat691: he should put a sign on his face
[22:08] silverheat691: I AM GUILTY
[22:09] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmao walk around with the mark of the beast on his forehead 666
[22:09] silverheat691: lmaooo IT WAS AT THE DAMN WEDDING RECEPTION!

obese bunny

[00:01] followthezoraida: can u imagine
[00:01] followthezoraida: an obese bunny
[00:02] followthezoraida: lugging himself around
[00:02] followthezoraida: trying to hop but ultimately failing
[00:02] silverheat691: lmaooo
[00:02] silverheat691: that's my english teacher
[00:04] followthezoraida: LMAO

murder = sin?

[21:40] silverheat691: i think im one of the few people who
[21:40] silverheat691: the only thing
[21:40] silverheat691: that stops him from murder
[21:40] silverheat691: is the fact that it is a sin
[21:41] followthezoraida: lmfao
[21:41] followthezoraida: true
[21:41] followthezoraida: i know i know XD
[21:41] followthezoraida: woww...
[21:41] followthezoraida: too badd lmao
[21:41] silverheat691: lmaooo
[21:41] silverheat691: of course
[21:41] silverheat691: there are other things we could do
[21:44] silverheat691: omg
[21:44] silverheat691: i just had
[21:44] silverheat691: an awesome thought
[21:44] silverheat691: what if i
[21:44] silverheat691: could reproduce through binary fission
[21:44] followthezoraida: lmfao
[21:44] followthezoraida: ur a riot, steven
[21:44] followthezoraida: XD
[21:44] followthezoraida: btw
[21:45] followthezoraida: could u make HER life a living hell
[21:45] silverheat691: lmao
[21:45] silverheat691: yes i could
[21:45] followthezoraida: will u
[21:45] followthezoraida: is the real question
[21:45] silverheat691: well yes
[21:45] silverheat691: especially
[21:45] silverheat691: if i could reproduce
[21:45] silverheat691: through binary fission

the weather, stupidity reflected style

foLLowtHezoRaiDa (11:59:43 PM): I SOUND LIKE THE WEATHERMAN WHEN I TALK TO HIM
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (11:59:46 PM): I DON'T GO WHAT'S UP
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (11:59:51 PM): I GO WHAT U GOT PLANNED FOR THE WEEK AHEAD
silverheat691 (11:59:53 PM): lmaoooo
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (11:59:54 PM): DUMB DUMB DUMB
silverheat691 (11:59:55 PM): AHAHAHHA
silverheat691 (11:59:58 PM): "BECAUSE
silverheat691 (12:00:02 AM): THERE ARE GONNA BE
silverheat691 (12:00:07 AM): SOME SCATTERED SHOWERS!"
silverheat691 (12:00:53 AM): IM FIFTEEN!
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:00:58 AM): lmao
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:01:01 AM): didn't get that at all
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:01:02 AM): lmao
silverheat691 (12:01:05 AM): lmaooo
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:02:05 AM): i just asked him if he's got any siblings
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:02:11 AM): wth i might as well ask him yo HOW'S SCHOOL
silverheat691 (12:02:11 AM): lmao
silverheat691 (12:02:14 AM): so u could tell him
silverheat691 (12:02:18 AM): how they should dress up
silverheat691 (12:02:20 AM): for tomorrows weather?
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:03:13 AM): lmao
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:03:13 AM): yes
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:03:15 AM): wear absolutely nothing
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:03:18 AM): it gon be hot
silverheat691 (12:03:18 AM): ...
silverheat691 (12:03:20 AM): i meant
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:03:21 AM): lmao
silverheat691 (12:03:23 AM): his siblings
silverheat691 (12:03:24 AM): .......
silverheat691 (12:03:25 AM): lmao
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:03:29 AM): oh...
silverheat691 (12:03:29 AM): PEDOFILE!
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (12:03:34 AM): LMAO.

"you know what i hate..."

foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:49:03 PM): you know what i hate
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:49:06 PM): when u IM someone
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:49:18 PM): and it says they're typing and this is like IMMEDIATELY
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:49:21 PM): and so u know that
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:49:26 PM): they were typing something to someone else
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:49:29 PM): when u suddenly IMed them
silverheat691 (6:49:31 PM): lmaooo
silverheat691 (6:49:39 PM): i know
silverheat691 (6:49:47 PM): i've come across this many times in my days
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:49:50 PM): and then when it says they entered text
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:49:57 PM): and u know they're realizing that they're typing in the wrong box
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:50:06 PM): and then it just goes blank, and you know they've chosen
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:50:12 PM): to speak with the other person instead
silverheat691 (6:50:21 PM): indeed, i laugh my ass off at your remarks.
foLLowtHezoRaiDa (6:50:31 PM): lmao.
silverheat691 (6:50:36 PM): you show holy insight
silverheat691 (6:50:41 PM): into what mortals think
silverheat691 (6:50:49 PM): surely you are the true goddess of wisdom

the philosophy of being a teen...

foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: well
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: he kinda isn't
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: but he kinda is
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: but he wouldn't be
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: if she wasn't
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: but she is
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: therefore he is
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: and in conclusion
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: they are
silverheat691 22:17: lmao
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:17: lmao
silverheat691 22:17: so you're telling me then
silverheat691 22:17: that the two are both
silverheat691 22:18: sex monsters?
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:18: no
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:18: i'm telling u that they are both
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:18: teenagers with raging hormones
silverheat691 22:18: lmao
silverheat691 22:18: saaame thing
foLLowtHezoRaiDa 22:18: lmfao!